I'm, well, um, I'm Ellery. Published author, total asshole, gradually making my online presence more socially acceptable. What the fuck is up.
I wear a large, listen to whatever the fuck kind of music I want (today it's dubstep and classic rock) and I don't believe in originality. And I'll fuck you up. Well, no, because this is the internet. Instead I will look at cats.
Can we all just agree to love cats?
Favourite Movies
Trainspotting, SLC Punk.
Favourite TV Shows
Adventure Time, A:TLA, Korra.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Teagan and Sarah, LMFAO, Skrillex. Miranda Lambert, G-Unit, Paramore.
Favourite Books
Anna Karenina, Pride and Prejudice, Fat Kid Rules the World, 1984.
Favourite Writers
Tolstoy, Charles D. Lint.
Favourite Games
Prince of Persia, AssCre, Bioshock, Katamari.
Tools of the Trade
.5 mechanical pencils, .3 and .8 pens, a giant talking dildo named Robert.
Other Interests
cardboard castles, spite, dick jokes, tolerance.